Those wishing to keep up with the current whereabouts of VMC’s Mr. Ubiquitous, Melvin Fitzgerald of Biochemistry, can now sign up for
MelvinTracker 5000.
This satellite-based service can tell anyone at the Medical Center in an instant
where he is, so that they can increase their chances of running into him to say
hello. It appears as a desktop icon on computer screens and follows the
peripatetic Fitzgerald.
“Melvin certainly seems to be everywhere, but he’s only human,” says one longtime VMC employee. “This will help avoid those rare but sad days when I don’t see him at all.”
